Posts Tagged ‘limerick

25
Jan
10

Lucilla’s Lament

The ancient philosopher’s wife
Said, “This is no kind of a life.
Love potion from a crone
And I’m still here alone
Since Lucretius fell on his knife.”

01
Apr
09

Said A Frightened Young Man From Killarney

Said a frightened young man from Killarney,
“I’ll explode if I ever get horny.”
But he met a sweet miss
They started to kiss
And he left that huge stain on the wall.

06
Dec
08

Reservations About Dinner

Anna, would you like Chinese food?
Your question’s exceedingly rude.
If I want food or drink-
I’d just ask, don’t you think?
And you wonder about my bad mood!