Posts Tagged ‘choice

01
Apr
09

Said A Frightened Young Man From Killarney

Said a frightened young man from Killarney,
“I’ll explode if I ever get horny.”
But he met a sweet miss
They started to kiss
And he left that huge stain on the wall.

31
Jan
09

Someday When You Are Old

Someday when you are old
Sitting in wet Depends
Gazing upon the stacks
Of newspapers forming
A maze through your living room

Think of a girl who loved
You, whose face lit up when she saw
You. A girl who made you laugh.
She gave you her heart and you
Let it slide through your hands

‘Til it landed on the ground where
You danced on it like Michael Flatley.

Think of that girl you knew
Consider well your choice
As you wait, drenched in your own piss,
For this month’s Hustler to arrive.