Notice…and response

To the person or persons…
“You know who you are”
Who took the green loveseat…
So, sue me. A recliner wouldn’t fit in my car.
From the hallway on the fourth floor…
Why couldn’t you live on the first?
It was not free…
You’re not kidding. My back still friggin’ hurts.
It belongs to my sister…
That accounts for the funny smell.
She was picking it up today.…
And now she ain’t. Ain’t apartment life swell?